" As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be..."

Who is Weird Al talking about?
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Friday, March 16 * 19:00